I HATE MINECRAFT

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I used to love Minecraft. Then I used to kinda like it. Now I hate it with all my passion.When it first came out, the game was small and not many people knew about it. This was when the game was good (if it was ever) because it wasn’t mainstream. But now it’s everywhere! I cant walk into a book shop without seeing one of the few thousand ‘Minecraft manuals’ there are. I mean, do you really need a manual to learn how to walk and jump? Nope. The books are a waste of money, and so are all the clothes they make. WHY would you want a t-shirt with a diagram of a creeper on it? There’s not much to learn about them! Big green thing that goes BOOM.  That should be it, but nooooooooo.

The game itself it very simple, which work for most games but in this case it does not. Maybe it’s the graphics that came from the 80’s to come and rest in a game which could for been 12% better. With the game having a pretty low rating from me from the get-go, by the end of this article it’s dropped down further. “Why?”, I hear your voices cry. Well, because there can be floating islands (does Minecraft gravity only apply to gravel and sand?), 1.9 has ruined everything, and worst of all, a rubbish ending. I mean, why give credits to the hard workers that programmed and designed the game when you could make two omnipotent beings having a short chat?

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